If I Had a Gun letra

Would I Be Amused
Would You Be Impressed
Knowing That I Had the Power
To Put a Hole Into Your Chest?
When the Kids Are Crying
After the Welfare Check's Been Spent
Would I Rob a Licquor Store
To Get Money For the Rent?

If I Had a Gun...if I Had a Gun

Would I Start Smoking Marlboros?
Would I Stop Smoking Kents?
Would I Gain Some New Respect?
Would I Gain Some Confidence?
Would I Suddenly Go Crazy
And Shoot My Family
And See Myself Years Later
On Some Crime Show On Tv
If I Had a Gun?

Would I Wear It in a Holster?
Would I Keep It Concealed?
Would I Put It On the Table
Everytime That I'm Misdealed?
When I Hear a Nearby Gunshot
When I'm Up At Night Alone
Would I Feel a Little Safer
Here in My Urban Home
If I Had a Gun?

Dead Milkmen - Letras

• (Theme From) Blood Orgy Of The Atomic Fern
• 20 Eyes (Misfits Cover)
• Air Crash Museum
• All Around the World
• Anderson, Walkman, Buttholes and How!
• Astro Zombies
• At the Moment
• Bad Party
• Beach Party Vietnam
• Beach Song
• Beige Sunshine
• Belafonte's Inferno
• Big Deal
• Big Lizard
• Big Scary Place
• Big Time Operator
• Bitchin' Camaro
• Bleach Boys
• Born To Love Volcanos
• Brat In The Frat
• Chaos Theory
• City Of Mud
• Crystalline
• Dead Milkmen
• Dean's Dream
• Do The Brown Nose
• Dollar Signs In Her Eyes
• Don't Deny Your Inner Child
• Earwig
• Epic Tales of Adventure
• Everybody's Got Nice Stuff but Me
• Fifty Things
• Filet Of Sole
• God's Kid Brother
• Going To Graceland
• Gorilla Girl
• Happy Is
• Helicopter Interiors
• Here Comes Mr X
• How It's Gonna Be
• Howard Beware
• I Hear Your Name
• I Against Osbourne
• I Am The Walrus
• I Can't Stay Awake
• I Dream Of Jesus
• I Hate Myself
• I Hate You, I Love You
• I Started To Hate You
• I Tripped Over the Ottoman
• I Walk the Thinnest Line
• I'm Flying Away
• If I Had a Gun
• If You Love Somebody, Set Them On Fire
• In Praise of Sha na Na
• Instant Club Hit
• Jason's Head
• Jellyfish Heaven
• Junkie
• Khrissy
• Laundromat Song
• Leggo My Ego
• Let's Get The Baby High
• Life Is Shit
• Like To Be Alone
• Little Man in My Head
• Little Volcano
• Lucky
• Methodist Coloring Book
• Moron
• My Many Smells
• Nitro Burning Funny Cars
• Nobody Falls Like
• Not Crazy
• Now Everybody's Me
• Nutrition
• Part 3
• Peter Bazooka
• Plum Dumb
• Punk Rock Girl
• Rastabilly
• RC's Mom
• Right Wing Pigeons
• Ringo Buys a Rifle
• Rocketship
• Serrated Edge
• Shaft In Greenland
• Silly Dreams
• Six Days
• Smokin' Banana Peels
• Song For Michael's Pipe
• Spit Sink
• Sri Lanka Sex Hotel
• Stuart
• Surfin' Cow
• Swampland Of Desire
• Swordfish
• Tacoland
• Take Me Apart
• Take Me To The Specialist
• Takin' Retards To The Zoo
• The Badger Song
• The Big Sleazy
• The Blues Song
• The Conspiracy Song
• The Fez
• The Girl With The Strong Arm
• The Guitar Song
• The Infant Of Prague Customized My Van
• The Man Who Rides The Bus
• The Pit
• The Puking Song
• The Secret of Life
• The Thing That Only Eats Hippies
• The Woman Who Was Also A Mongoose
• Tiny Town
• Train I Ride
• Two Feet Off The Ground
• V.F.W.
• Violent School
• Watching Scotty Die
• When I Get To Heaven
• Where The Tarantula Lives
• Wonderfully Colored Plastic War Toys