Methodist Coloring Book letra

You've Got a Methodist Coloring Book
And You Color Really Well
But Don't Color Outside the Lines
Or God Will Send You to Hell
'cause God Hates War
And God Hates Crime
But He Really Hates People
Who Color Outside the Lines

You've Got a Methodist Coloring Book
Don't Color Outside the Lines
'cause If God Doesn't Strike You With Lightning
He'll At Least Make You Go Blind

Good People Get Sent to the Attic
Bad People Will Roast in the Cellar
But There's a Special Kind of Hell
For Those Who Just Won't Learn to Color

God Is Gracious, God Is Good
Let Us Color in His Book
God Wears Cotton, God Wears Rayon
He Can Mend a Broken Crayon
God Is Honest, He Don't Take Payola
Let's All Thank Him For Our Crayolas
You've Got a Methodist Coloring Book...

Dead Milkmen - Letras

• (Theme From) Blood Orgy Of The Atomic Fern
• 20 Eyes (Misfits Cover)
• Air Crash Museum
• All Around the World
• Anderson, Walkman, Buttholes and How!
• Astro Zombies
• At the Moment
• Bad Party
• Beach Party Vietnam
• Beach Song
• Beige Sunshine
• Belafonte's Inferno
• Big Deal
• Big Lizard
• Big Scary Place
• Big Time Operator
• Bitchin' Camaro
• Bleach Boys
• Born To Love Volcanos
• Brat In The Frat
• Chaos Theory
• City Of Mud
• Crystalline
• Dead Milkmen
• Dean's Dream
• Do The Brown Nose
• Dollar Signs In Her Eyes
• Don't Deny Your Inner Child
• Earwig
• Epic Tales of Adventure
• Everybody's Got Nice Stuff but Me
• Fifty Things
• Filet Of Sole
• God's Kid Brother
• Going To Graceland
• Gorilla Girl
• Happy Is
• Helicopter Interiors
• Here Comes Mr X
• How It's Gonna Be
• Howard Beware
• I Hear Your Name
• I Against Osbourne
• I Am The Walrus
• I Can't Stay Awake
• I Dream Of Jesus
• I Hate Myself
• I Hate You, I Love You
• I Started To Hate You
• I Tripped Over the Ottoman
• I Walk the Thinnest Line
• I'm Flying Away
• If I Had a Gun
• If You Love Somebody, Set Them On Fire
• In Praise of Sha na Na
• Instant Club Hit
• Jason's Head
• Jellyfish Heaven
• Junkie
• Khrissy
• Laundromat Song
• Leggo My Ego
• Let's Get The Baby High
• Life Is Shit
• Like To Be Alone
• Little Man in My Head
• Little Volcano
• Lucky
• Methodist Coloring Book
• Moron
• My Many Smells
• Nitro Burning Funny Cars
• Nobody Falls Like
• Not Crazy
• Now Everybody's Me
• Nutrition
• Part 3
• Peter Bazooka
• Plum Dumb
• Punk Rock Girl
• Rastabilly
• RC's Mom
• Right Wing Pigeons
• Ringo Buys a Rifle
• Rocketship
• Serrated Edge
• Shaft In Greenland
• Silly Dreams
• Six Days
• Smokin' Banana Peels
• Song For Michael's Pipe
• Spit Sink
• Sri Lanka Sex Hotel
• Stuart
• Surfin' Cow
• Swampland Of Desire
• Swordfish
• Tacoland
• Take Me Apart
• Take Me To The Specialist
• Takin' Retards To The Zoo
• The Badger Song
• The Big Sleazy
• The Blues Song
• The Conspiracy Song
• The Fez
• The Girl With The Strong Arm
• The Guitar Song
• The Infant Of Prague Customized My Van
• The Man Who Rides The Bus
• The Pit
• The Puking Song
• The Secret of Life
• The Thing That Only Eats Hippies
• The Woman Who Was Also A Mongoose
• Tiny Town
• Train I Ride
• Two Feet Off The Ground
• V.F.W.
• Violent School
• Watching Scotty Die
• When I Get To Heaven
• Where The Tarantula Lives
• Wonderfully Colored Plastic War Toys